Last night at the dinner table we had quite the comedians. Beatrice started because there was salad dressing on the table withWhat made the tomato red?
~because he saw the salad dressing!
Knock, knock,
Who is there?
~lettuce
Lettuce who?
~lettuce in it's cold out here!
Nahum, Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
~He didn't have enough guts!
Harrison, Why did the headless Horseman cross the road?
~to get to the cemetery!
Travis, Why is there a fence around a graveyard?
~because people are dieing to get in!
One last one,
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
~time to get the clock fixed!
Oh, there was a plethora of lovely ones that have slipped my memory but you get the picture. It was an entertaining meal!
May all your dining experiences be as fun,
~Anna
2 comments:
What fun. Heidi usually starts hers with, "oh here's a good one,"
I like that! Oh heres a good on :)
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